Disney Princesses I Need In My Life

Once upon a time there was a Me. Me decided to make a new set of realistic Disney Princesses for no real reason other than Me wanted to make everything more about Myself.

A New Thing!

My friend and I started a podcast called This Week in Obscurity. If you’re into two girls talking about fake-ish news and very real passions for reality shows and sandwiches, then maybe you’ll like this. Listen to our first episode here:   Let me know what you think but only if you like it a lot! Just kidding,Continue reading “A New Thing!”

5 Non-Basketball Brackets for March Madness

Greetings. It is I, Mia “Tardy to the Party” Mercado, and March Madness is a thing that is very much upon us. My basketball knowledge, however, is a thing that is very much nonexistent beyond the plot of the movie Like Mike, starring child rapper Lil’ Bow Wow. Excuse me: adult rapper Bow Wow. Excuse me:Continue reading “5 Non-Basketball Brackets for March Madness”

A Collective List of Every Clickbait Headline Ever So Everyone Can Just Stop Now (HURRY AND READ THIS PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPLZ)

Shakespeare. King. Hemingway. Twain. Dickens. Rowling. Read. These are the first seven names that came up when I Googled “most popular writers” just now. Are they popular? Are they writers? Who can really know. The point is they came up in the top of the Google search, and I included them in list-form at theContinue reading “A Collective List of Every Clickbait Headline Ever So Everyone Can Just Stop Now (HURRY AND READ THIS PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPLZ)”

This Is My Baby Right Now

Everybody, calm down – I’m going to talk about birth control. PAMPHLETS. BIRTH CONTROL PAMPHLETS. OKAY SHHH CALM DOWN. Specifically, the birth control pamphlets I recently got from my gynecologist. Okay, too much information SORRY OKAY VAGINAS WHAT SORRY SORRY OKAY WHY ARE WE YELLING. Here’s the first pamphlet which is telling me to break upContinue reading “This Is My Baby Right Now”