A Holiday Newsletter From America

Can you believe we’ve made it through another year? We sure can’t!

This Is My Baby Right Now

Everybody, calm down – I’m going to talk about birth control. PAMPHLETS. BIRTH CONTROL PAMPHLETS. OKAY SHHH CALM DOWN. Specifically, the birth control pamphlets I recently got from my gynecologist. Okay, too much information SORRY OKAY VAGINAS WHAT SORRY SORRY OKAY WHY ARE WE YELLING. Here’s the first pamphlet which is telling me to break upContinue reading “This Is My Baby Right Now”