September Favorites

Let’s all measure the passage of time in terms of me and my life and my interests and me!!!!!!!

5 Non-Basketball Brackets for March Madness

Greetings. It is I, Mia “Tardy to the Party” Mercado, and March Madness is a thing that is very much upon us. My basketball knowledge, however, is a thing that is very much nonexistent beyond the plot of the movie Like Mike, starring child rapper Lil’ Bow Wow. Excuse me: adult rapper Bow Wow. Excuse me:Continue reading “5 Non-Basketball Brackets for March Madness”

A Collective List of Every Clickbait Headline Ever So Everyone Can Just Stop Now (HURRY AND READ THIS PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPLZ)

Shakespeare. King. Hemingway. Twain. Dickens. Rowling. Read. These are the first seven names that came up when I Googled “most popular writers” just now. Are they popular? Are they writers? Who can really know. The point is they came up in the top of the Google search, and I included them in list-form at theContinue reading “A Collective List of Every Clickbait Headline Ever So Everyone Can Just Stop Now (HURRY AND READ THIS PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPLZ)”

Sexy Road Signs from God

You know that thing in scary movies where a character is driving at night, and they see a flash of a person or ghost on the side of the road, but when they look back, there’s nothing there? Sometimes that happens to me. Except with weird road signs, not ghost people. And they don’t so much disappear asContinue reading “Sexy Road Signs from God”