Let’s all measure the passage of time in terms of me and my life and my interests and me!!!!!!!
Once upon a time there was a Me. Me decided to make a new set of realistic Disney Princesses for no real reason other than Me wanted to make everything more about Myself.
You’re doing it all wrong, and I want to help you. I come bearing many tips and stock imagery.
I’m taking today’s post to pass along some of the thoughts and reflections that have #blessed my Sunday. Let’s all start off this week right!
Greetings. It is I, Mia “Tardy to the Party” Mercado, and March Madness is a thing that is very much upon us. My basketball knowledge, however, is a thing that is very much nonexistent beyond the plot of the movie Like Mike, starring child rapper Lil’ Bow Wow. Excuse me: adult rapper Bow Wow. Excuse me:Continue reading “5 Non-Basketball Brackets for March Madness”
Shakespeare. King. Hemingway. Twain. Dickens. Rowling. Read. These are the first seven names that came up when I Googled “most popular writers” just now. Are they popular? Are they writers? Who can really know. The point is they came up in the top of the Google search, and I included them in list-form at theContinue reading “A Collective List of Every Clickbait Headline Ever So Everyone Can Just Stop Now (HURRY AND READ THIS PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPLZ)”
I turn 24 at the end of this week, which means I only have 12 months left to make it on one of those 25 under 25 lists.
You know that thing in scary movies where a character is driving at night, and they see a flash of a person or ghost on the side of the road, but when they look back, there’s nothing there? Sometimes that happens to me. Except with weird road signs, not ghost people. And they don’t so much disappear asContinue reading “Sexy Road Signs from God”