Can you believe we’ve made it through another year? We sure can’t!
A roast featuring my own childhood Halloween costumes for comedy and to be current and not at all because I want you to look at how goddamn precious I was between the ages of 2 and 8.
Let’s all measure the passage of time in terms of me and my life and my interests and me!!!!!!!
Here are some of my favorite things from this month. Time is a human construct!
I just finished the new Netflix original series Daredevil because this is who I am now. Here are my thoughts and feelings about it.
We’re only a few days into the new year, but that doesn’t mean this little noggin has been doing nothing but sleeping and eating and beating many levels of Candy Crush. No way, no sir, not me. I’ve been seizing each moment Walden-style, sucking out the marrow of life, retreating to the woods, abandoning all responsibilities, fallingContinue reading “My 2015 Year in Review”
It’s that time of year again. Leaves are turning color. Days are getting chillier. Basic girls everywhere are douching themselves with pumpkin spice lattes. It’s Fall! Autumn! Sweater Weather! Gettin’ Hard Again for Cardigans! In honor of the changing of the seasons, I thought I’d share a few of the things that I’ve been #lovingContinue reading “Fall Favorites”
You know that thing in scary movies where a character is driving at night, and they see a flash of a person or ghost on the side of the road, but when they look back, there’s nothing there? Sometimes that happens to me. Except with weird road signs, not ghost people. And they don’t so much disappear asContinue reading “Sexy Road Signs from God”
I’m a nosy person. I like knowing all about everyone’s everything, which is probably why I’ve been grossly obsessed with product haul videos on YouTube. Yes, show me all of the beautiful, fancy things you bought while I drool onto this tank top I’ve somehow had since 7th grade. (Guys. I’m not the same sizeContinue reading “Stuff I Bought”