• A Compiled List of Collective Nouns
• Please Confirm You Are Not A Robot
• If the Bees Go Extinct, How Will I Talk to My Child About Sex?
• Social Contracts Up for Review
• What Will Food Be Like In The Future? (February 12 & 19 2018 issue)
• I’m A Guy’s Girl
• What Even Is Springtime?
• Cheat Codes for Real Life
• How to Tell When It’s Comedy
• The World Is a Scary Place But I Know How to Fix It
• What Is Writing and Does This Count as It?
• Literal Writing Exercises, co-written with fellow beefy writer Irving Ruan

 

• I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
• Conversation Starters for You and Your Therapist
• Recipes to Trick Your Friends Into Thinking You’re a Mildly Put-Together Woman
• The Latest In Freelancer Fashion
• Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
• White Friend Confessional
• What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Demagogue

 

• The Only Houseplants You Can Be Trusted With: A Guide
• What a Person’s Body Language Means

 

• This Woman Just Got Promoted, And All It Took Was Switching Bodies With A White Guy During a Lightning Storm

 

• Listen, The Only People Who Enjoy Looking At Vacation Photos Are The People Who Took Them
• The 13.7 Billion-year History of #Feminists
• A Haunted House Inspired By My Actual Fears
• Nostalgic Movies and Shows That Haven’t Aged Well: I contributed an ode to “America’s Next Top Model”

 

• I Think About This A Lot: The Poker Game in The Parent Trap

 

I’m currently a contributing Lifestyle News writer for Bustle.
You can learn more about that here or read some of my favorite pieces below.

• An Ode to Soup, The Most Unfairly Maligned Genre of Food
• How Sexist Jokes Normalize Sexist Behavior
• How to Covfefe Like A Big, Strong President
• How Trump Spent His First Month In Office Versus How I Spent His First Month In Office

 

• A Brand Style Guide for Women™

 

• Funny Women Column: What Does It Mean When A Girl Is Quiet?

 

I’m currently a contributing writer for Shoebox and its social channels.
I was previously their greeting card editor.
Here are a few of my favorite things I’ve done for Shoebox:

• 9 Things You’re Probably Doing Wrong and That’s Okay
• 5 Unique Mother’s Day Gifts
• How To Be A Good Wedding Guest
• 9 Things You Can Do Instead of Getting Your Body Beach Ready

 

• In Defense Of Hangovers (March 2020 issue)

 

• How To Be Friends With Single People
• Things I, Your Childless Sister, Will Gladly Teach Your Kids If You Don’t Want To

 

• All I Want For Christmas Is Boys (for the Belladonna holiday essay collection, edited by human sunshine Rosanna Stevens)
• New Startups for Midwesterners (co-written with Midwest sweetie Lillian Stone)
• Feminist Gift Ideas from Ivanka Trump
• How To Protest So No One Gets Offended Or Even Notices
• A Nice Piece of Satire You Can Take Home To Your Parents

 

• Introducing: Apologies for Men

 

• Welcome to Your Guided Meditation for Creatives

 

• Aphrodisiacs That’ll Get You Real Horned Up In No Time
• My Digital Cleanse Starts Today
• ‘Tis The Season For Eating Decorative Pine Cones And Falling On Ice
• Okay, Fine, I’ll Solve Climate Change

 

• Things I Will Bring To This Already Established Girl Group

 

• Bath and Body Works is the Suburban Nonsense I Crave

• Daily Affirmations That Don’t Require You to Grow or Change

 

• How to Deal with Weird Body Hair

 

• How to Ride the World’s Tallest Waterslide
• I’m the Last Twenty-something Who Doesn’t Own a Smartphone

 

• Previous contributing writer
• A piece for my dad

• Previous editorial intern and contributing writer

 

• Something I made in a fit of boredom