A Guide to Smelling Less Prejudiced

Tired of the general shit-smell of your garbage-person self? So is everyone around you! But have no fear — the secret to ridding yourself of the offensiveness you radiate is simple.

Fall Favorites

It’s that time of year again. Leaves are turning color. Days are getting chillier. Basic girls everywhere are douching themselves with pumpkin spice lattes. It’s Fall! Autumn! Sweater Weather! Gettin’ Hard Again for Cardigans! In honor of the changing of the seasons, I thought I’d share a few of the things that I’ve been #lovingContinue reading “Fall Favorites”

Stuff I Bought

I’m a nosy person. I like knowing all about everyone’s everything, which is probably why I’ve been grossly obsessed with product haul videos on YouTube. Yes, show me all of the beautiful, fancy things you bought while I drool onto this tank top I’ve somehow had since 7th grade. (Guys. I’m not the same sizeContinue reading “Stuff I Bought”

Beauty Tutorial: A Fun Weekend Look! (or How to Ruin Your Face/Self-Esteem)

I don’t have a proper camera to document each step of how I get ready on the weekends. So, I figured the next best/most accurate way was to show it through pictures of the Kardashians. STEP ONE: Preparation Before you start, spend a solid 4 hours watching beauty and style videos on YouTube. It’s aContinue reading “Beauty Tutorial: A Fun Weekend Look! (or How to Ruin Your Face/Self-Esteem)”