Move Over, Unicorn Frappuccino. There are some new drinks in town that no one invited but they’re here now so might as well make the most of it.
Because Hollywood needs more movies starring ladies that we can all get behind ;) ;) ;)
I want to talk to you tiny wittle babies about my number one top fave thing right now: asking for feedback.
Look at this Bald Eagle and tell me you don’t want to shed a goddamn tear while making out with the American flag.
Tired of the general shit-smell of your garbage-person self? So is everyone around you! But have no fear — the secret to ridding yourself of the offensiveness you radiate is simple.
Move over Uncle Haunches, there’s a new body ideal in town! It’s called Dad Bod and it’s taking over the internet.