Move Over, Unicorn Frappuccino. There are some new drinks in town that no one invited but they’re here now so might as well make the most of it.
Tag Archives: parody
Movie Pitches With Strong Female Leads…But Not, Like, Too Strong
Because Hollywood needs more movies starring ladies that we can all get behind ;) ;) ;)
Hello. These Are My Contributions To The Community Today.
I want to talk to you tiny wittle babies about my number one top fave thing right now: asking for feedback.
How Did This Bald Eagle Get Snubbed For The ESPN Courage Award?
Look at this Bald Eagle and tell me you don’t want to shed a goddamn tear while making out with the American flag.
A Guide to Smelling Less Prejudiced
Tired of the general shit-smell of your garbage-person self? So is everyone around you! But have no fear — the secret to ridding yourself of the offensiveness you radiate is simple.
How to Get Your Dad Bod Back
Move over Uncle Haunches, there’s a new body ideal in town! It’s called Dad Bod and it’s taking over the internet.
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