How To Still Get Horny While Modern Civilization is Crumbling Around You

It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s one thing on everyone’s mind: How am I supposed to get horny at a time like this?

I Regret To Inform You That I, A Cute Puppy Gif, Cannot Get You Through Your Day

While it is an honor to even be considered for a spot among the 10 Puppy Gifs That Will Get You Through Your Day, I must decline the offer.

Kindly STFU While I Talk About How Much I Respect Freedom Of Speech

There is an epidemic in the US. A problem that targets a certain group of people. An injustice that puts a pit in my stomach and tears in my eyes. And I can’t just sit by idly anymore.