It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s one thing on everyone’s mind: How am I supposed to get horny at a time like this?
While it is an honor to even be considered for a spot among the 10 Puppy Gifs That Will Get You Through Your Day, I must decline the offer.
Before my house inevitably becomes engulfed in flames, I thought I’d share some tips and tricks I’ve been using to live with a grease fire.
Lighten up a little. Sorry, I meant “caucasian” up a little.
I understand it may be easier for me to recognize the gravity of what was said. Because I have a pussy.
There is an epidemic in the US. A problem that targets a certain group of people. An injustice that puts a pit in my stomach and tears in my eyes. And I can’t just sit by idly anymore.