satire – MIA MERCADO

How To Still Get Horny While Modern Civilization is Crumbling Around You

It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s one thing on everyone’s mind: How am I supposed to get horny at a time like this?

I Regret To Inform You That I, A Cute Puppy Gif, Cannot Get You Through Your Day

be the cute puppy gif you wish to see in the world

While it is an honor to even be considered for a spot among the 10 Puppy Gifs That Will Get You Through Your Day, I must decline the offer.

How To Live With A Grease Fire

Before my house inevitably becomes engulfed in flames, I thought I’d share some tips and tricks I’ve been using to live with a grease fire.

PC Culture Hurts My Fee-Fees

let me ask my wife t shirt gender normative illustration

Lighten up a little. Sorry, I meant “caucasian” up a little.

As The Owner Of A Pussy, I’m Offended By The Comments On That Tape

I understand it may be easier for me to recognize the gravity of what was said. Because I have a pussy.

Kindly STFU While I Talk About How Much I Respect Freedom Of Speech

There is an epidemic in the US. A problem that targets a certain group of people. An injustice that puts a pit in my stomach and tears in my eyes. And I can’t just sit by idly anymore.