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Mia Mercado likes to write funny things that make you think or thinky things that make you feel.

Her work has been featured in Bustle, McSweeney’s, Reductress, BUST, Gizmodo, The Hairpin, Hallmark Cards, and a bottle she threw in the river when she was 9.

She’s grew up in Wisconsin and probably says “bag” wrong. Currently, she lives in Kansas City, working on freelance writing and self-control while eating chips.

She wrote this in third person to talk about herself in an acceptable way.

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